Pokemon Hunting

Psst... psst...

I know, I know... everyone is crazy about Pokemon-Go nowadays. Don't be shy to admit, cause I am too! I will switch on my 'Pokemon Hunting' mode most of the day, except when I am driving, when I am asleep, when I am cooking and of course when I am at work. Lagipun dalam my office building, tak de GPRS maaaa....

And bila kat rumah kalau ada time-time dah boring sangat, I main Pokemon-Go. Ye lah sebab kat ASTRO ni kenkadang tu balik-balik cerita yang sama je. Asyik-asyik Spiderman, asyik-asyik Spiderman, ASTRO ni kontrak dengan Spiderman sampai mati agaknya.

Merujuk kepada gambar di bawah, now, please help me, between these two, mana satu Pokemon? Yang kaler cokelat tu ke, yang kaler hitam putih tu ke? Takut salah tembak karang, tak pasal kena terkam! hehehehe...

Lie A Little

Psst... psst...

I haven't written for quite some time kan... Banyaknya sawang labah-labah! Habuk tebal berapa inci dah ni? Tapi tragedy semalam membuatkan saya nak menulis. 

Sebelum puasa hari tu, sempat la timbang berat. Well, at that point of time I weighed 63kg. It's 9 kilos additional since I got married to my hubby 2 years back. Jap, nak buat calculation jap. That's, on average, 0.4kg per month! FYI, I am 1.71 meter in height.

Then puasa came, so kind of a blessing kunun. Puasa puasa ni boleh la kot turunkan sikit berat badan. Yes.... tapi betapa remuknya hati, pertengahan bulan puasa, penimbang tu tunjuk 62kg. Whaaattt? Banyak tu je turun? Then datang last day of puasa, saya timbang lagi, it's stll 62kg. Grrrr... puasa mati-matian pun tak turun jugak ka. Ishhhh...

Well, told myself, "I guess I have to live with it". Orang kampung cakap "terima la hakikat, awak tu sememangnya gomok!".

Fast forward, last night, as I stripped off infront of the mirror (hah, jangan imagine yang bukan-bukan! pervert much!), I asked my husband, "Well, dalam berat 63kg pun, tak de la out of shape sangat kan, yang?".

My husband just said simply, in a flat voice tone (uninterested with the topic), "yeah... you still have the shape". Then continued playing with his handphone.

I replied, "Awwww... thanks baby". Suddenly beaming, tak kesah la orang cakap gemuk ke apa ke, janji husband suka atau macam suka kannn....

Then my husband replied back dengan nada yang flat, "Round is also a shape, baby". Mata masih kat handphone. 

To which I ran towards him, grabbed a pillow on the way and hit him with it. Haiyaaaa... ingat kot supportive, rupanya nak pekenakan. Uwaaa....! I am BIG & ROUND! Reality sucks!

Why husband, why? Why couldn't you lie a little? Pffttt....